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The Blonde Side: Kard-Austin!?…

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By Amber Leigh Hartman

Kard-Austin?! …

According to the National Enquirer (completely reliable source, I know!), our very own Smiles Austin (#19 Dallas Cowboys WR) may have drafted none other than former Super Bowl Champ, Saints Tight End. . .Kim Kardashian!

Rumor has it Kim invited Miles out to LA to watch the Lake Show (Game 6 of the NBA Finals) but did not attend the game with him. They were later spotted on the town having dinner (contract negotiations I’m sure).

From what I hear the two are just friends, but if Kim wants to sprinkle a little luck on the Dallas Cowboys like she did in her previous run with Saints running back Reggie Bush, I’d be willing to give her a shot.

So what will the media start calling the two love birds. . .Kard-Austin? Mil-Ashian?  I don’t really care, as long as it’s not “K-Austin” us our star wide receiver!

Check out Miles’ pictures from the Playboy Mansion.

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