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January’s Hot Cowboys Babe: Kaley Tuning

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We haven’t had a “Hot Cowboys Babe” for the last couple months due to the rigors of, you know, the actual football season.  Now that that nonsense is over, we can return to the casual DC Times reader’s favorite part of the site. . .and what better way to get the ball rolling again than with a Lingerie Football League star?

Name: Kaley Tuning

Age: 24

Heritage/ethnicity: Caucasian/Sweedish, Irish and Dutch

Location: Fort Lauderdale, Florida

College/Degree: Real Estate

Likes: Weekly Massages, Dinner and a Movie, Simple Things, Relaxing by the Pool, Spending time with family and friends (and my pups too!)

Favorite physical feature on a guy: Smile

Top three qualities in a man: Eyes, Smile and Confidence

Best way for a guy to approach you: Hopefully sober. Nothing more unattractive than a sloppy drunk trying to talk to me.

Best place to meet guys: Pretty much anywhere other than the nightlife scene. Not that you would find me there, haha! Not my style. It’s always refreshing to meet someone in your same industry or someone that shares the same interest as you do, so sporting games or networking events would be cool.

Best Advice For Guys: Just be yourself.

Favorite TV Show: Two and a Half Men

Favorite Movie: I’m going old school with “Goonies”

Favorite Book: Smart Women Finish Rich

Favorite Food: Pizza w/ ranch dressing!! Oh yeahhh

Favorite Music: Pretty much anything but Country

Best Physical Feature: Eyes

Biggest Insecurity: My Ears

Years as a Cowboys Fan: 14 years

Thoughts on TO: I like TO. I thought he was pretty consistent with us. I was impressed with him this year; he seemed to let his hands do the talking instead of his mouth :)

Thoughts on Tony Romo: One of my favorite players. I think he is pretty solid. Of course he could use some work, but no one is perfect.  I don’t think he gets the credit he deserves.

Thoughts on Jason Garrett: I won’t lie, I was a little worried at first.  I was so fed up with all the quick screen plays being shut down and our offense just wasn’t delivering.. BUT… He has really stepped in up in more ways than one!  They really seem to have chemistry with Garrett and I’ve heard he really makes them work hard!

Favorite current Cowboy: My boy, Jason Witten.  He is so consistent and just an overall A+!  Someone give him a raise already!

Favorite all-time Cowboy: Troy Aikman. I used to have a life-size poster of him on my bedroom door growing up. Haha.

Most memorable moment as a Cowboys fan: I’m going to have to go with Eagles vs Cowboys, Playoffs last year. I was at one of our local bars, which happens to be an Eagles bar. I was humiliated there the year before when I wore my Romo jersey and we got SPANKED by the Eagles! So, in honor of that, I made a shirt that said “F*ck the Eagles” and I wore it to this particular Playoff game with my Cowboys hat.  Philly fans are intense and well, I got kicked out of the bar BUT.. Dallas won baby!! All I cared about!

Want a chance to get rejected by Kaley?  Find her on Facebook.

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2 Responses to January’s Hot Cowboys Babe: Kaley Tuning

  1. Vince_Grey says:

    Nice. Very attractive. Like her likes and stuff except:

    “Best Physical Feature: Eyes” – Typical chick answer that NO guy would ever, ever, ever seriously say. Trust me Kaley, if a man ever tells you that’s your best feature he’s either homosexual or lying his butt off.

    “Favorite TV Show: Two and a Half Men” – Really? Was funny once, just raunchy these days.

    “Most memorable moment as a Cowboys fan” – Wow darlin’, are you young. Download some games from the Staubach years and just about anything from `92 – `95, then get back to me.

    What’s wrong with Country? Not my fav, but some of it is great. Now Rap, that pretty much sucks entirely.

  2. Vince–I think you’re forgetting how old you are haha! Just kidding around, but don’t forget there are “legal” girls out there who were born in 1993. Wow.

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