January’s Hot Cowboys Babe: Kaley Tuning
We haven’t had a “Hot Cowboys Babe” for the last couple months due to the rigors of, you know, the actual football season. Now that that nonsense is over, we can return to the casual DC Times reader’s favorite part of the site. . .and what better way to get the ball rolling again than with a Lingerie Football League star?
Name: Kaley Tuning
Heritage/ethnicity: Caucasian/Sweedish, Irish and Dutch
Location: Fort Lauderdale, Florida
College/Degree: Real Estate
Likes: Weekly Massages, Dinner and a Movie, Simple Things, Relaxing by the Pool, Spending time with family and friends (and my pups too!)
Favorite physical feature on a guy: Smile
Top three qualities in a man: Eyes, Smile and Confidence
Best way for a guy to approach you: Hopefully sober. Nothing more unattractive than a sloppy drunk trying to talk to me.
Best place to meet guys: Pretty much anywhere other than the nightlife scene. Not that you would find me there, haha! Not my style. It’s always refreshing to meet someone in your same industry or someone that shares the same interest as you do, so sporting games or networking events would be cool.
Best Advice For Guys: Just be yourself.
Favorite TV Show: Two and a Half Men
Favorite Movie: I’m going old school with “Goonies”
Favorite Book: Smart Women Finish Rich
Favorite Food: Pizza w/ ranch dressing!! Oh yeahhh
Favorite Music: Pretty much anything but Country
Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Biggest Insecurity: My Ears
Years as a Cowboys Fan: 14 years
Thoughts on TO: I like TO. I thought he was pretty consistent with us. I was impressed with him this year; he seemed to let his hands do the talking instead of his mouth
Thoughts on Tony Romo: One of my favorite players. I think he is pretty solid. Of course he could use some work, but no one is perfect. I don’t think he gets the credit he deserves.
Thoughts on Jason Garrett: I won’t lie, I was a little worried at first. I was so fed up with all the quick screen plays being shut down and our offense just wasn’t delivering.. BUT… He has really stepped in up in more ways than one! They really seem to have chemistry with Garrett and I’ve heard he really makes them work hard!
Favorite current Cowboy: My boy, Jason Witten. He is so consistent and just an overall A+! Someone give him a raise already!
Favorite all-time Cowboy: Troy Aikman. I used to have a life-size poster of him on my bedroom door growing up. Haha.
Most memorable moment as a Cowboys fan: I’m going to have to go with Eagles vs Cowboys, Playoffs last year. I was at one of our local bars, which happens to be an Eagles bar. I was humiliated there the year before when I wore my Romo jersey and we got SPANKED by the Eagles! So, in honor of that, I made a shirt that said “F*ck the Eagles” and I wore it to this particular Playoff game with my Cowboys hat. Philly fans are intense and well, I got kicked out of the bar BUT.. Dallas won baby!! All I cared about!
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