The DC Times

A New Way to Look at the Cowboys, NFL, and Fantasy Football

By Jonathan Bales

September’s Hot Cowboys Fan, Part II: Amanda Sobocinski

I told you the “Hot Cowboys Fan” feature is coming back in a big way. Last week, we had Selma Alameri reignite what has sadly become the most popular part of The DC Times. All of my film study and stat analysis gets tossed aside the moment you guys see a nice ass. But you stat-lovers need to look at photos of hot chicks in between crunching the numbers, apparently, and who am I to say no?

Is it fun getting e-mails from these girls with 50 pictures of themselves in bikinis and tight dresses? No, it isn’t, I have things to do guys. But I suck it up and publish this stuff anyway FOR YOU. You’re welcome.

September’s Hot Cowboys Fan numero dos is Amanda Sobocinski. Amanda likes shopping, hiking, and babies, but we won’t hold that against her.

Name: Amanda Sobocinski

Age: 25

Heritage/ethnicity: Polish/South African/French

Astrological sign: Leo

Location: Dallas (born and raised in Los Angeles)

Profession: Cosmetologist/Realtor

Likes: Shopping, writing, chocolate, hiking, peanut butter, painting, babies, snowboarding, socializing

Favorite physical feature on a guy: Lips and eyes. Toned body, but I don’t like muscles that are too big.

Top three qualities in a man: Great sense of humor, smart, genuine, respectful, and honest (Editor’s Note: Also, Amanda wasn’t great in Math class). 

Best way for a guy to approach you: Smile and be confident.

Best place to meet guys: Depends what kind of guy you’re looking for. If you’re religious, attend church events; if you are a sports fan, go to local sporting events; or if you want the intellectual type, visit book stores and college events. I usually meet guys through mutual friends. I’ve never met anyone serious at a club/bar because you can’t hear each other speak.

Best Advice For Guys: Be a gentleman, pick her up, open doors, keep chivalry alive. Don’t try too hard and be yourself. Once you have her, don’t lose those qualities.

Favorite TV Show: Family Guy, History Channel, The Bachelor (guilty), Curb Your Enthusiasm

Favorite Movie: Pretty Women, Toy Story, Dumb & Dumber

Favorite Book: Great Gatsby

Favorite Food: Sushi, Thai, and a nice juicy steak.

Favorite Music: Indie, country, oldies…everything really.

Best Feature: Hair, guys say my behind…

Thoughts on Tony Romo: The best quarterback and puts his heart in the game.

Thoughts on Jason Garrett: Good coach, but needs results this year.

Favorite current Cowboys player: Tony Romo, Jason Witten

Favorite all-time Cowboys player: Emmitt Smith

Most memorable moment as a Cowboys fan: Super Bowl XXX

You can follow Amanda on Twitter @MissAmandax0

By Jonathan Bales

Hot Cowboys Fan of September: Selma Alameri

Remember the days when I posted photos of attractive Cowboys fans and they’d get 10 times the pageviews of my film study and stat analysis? Yeah, I’m going to try that again.


Now, you can imagine all the ladies that come knocking on my virtual door when they hear I’m a blogger. Chicks dig the long ball, but they enjoy an in-depth statistical breakdown of Josh Freeman’s pressure passing even more, right? Right!?

Anyway, I’m pretty much kicking off September with the best of the best. . .a smokeshow that will be on the next season of The Bachelor.

 

Name: Selma Alameri

Age: 28

Heritage/ethnicity: Iraqi and Lebanese

Location: San Diego

Profession: Owner and CEO of Brio Ventures LLC (Real Estate)

Likes: Music, dancing, working out, traveling, shopping (so typical, I know), cooking, baking and most importantly, laughing!


Favorite physical feature on a guy: Mouth and teeth

Top three qualities in a man: Personality, personality and personality!

Best way for a guy to approach you: With confidence

Best place to meet guys: Hopeless places

Favorite TV Show: Million Dollar Room on HGTV

Favorite Movie: The Notebook

Favorite Book: Kite Runner (cried my eyes out)

Favorite Food: Sushi

Favorite Music: Country

Best Feature: Dark Hair

Years as a Cowboys Fan: 5 years

Thoughts on Tony Romo: HOT!!!

Thoughts on Jason Garrett: HOTTER!!! (Editor’s Note: What the hell!?)

Favorite current Cowboys player: They’re all my favorite.

Favorite all-time Cowboys player: I’m gonna be cliche and say Tony Romo. He’s been there since the start of my love for the Cowboys.

By Jonathan Bales

April’s Hot Cowboys Babe: Leah Walczak

Check out Leah’s fitness website at www.LeahFit.com.

Name: Leah Walczak

Age: 21

Heritage/ethnicity: Polish, Scottish, Irish

Location: Los Angeles

Profession: Personal trainer & fitness model

Likes: Beach, animals, sushi, campfires, hiking, fishing, sports

Favorite physical feature on a guy: Smile

Top three qualities in a man: Driven, Confident, Charm

Best way for a guy to approach you: Strike up a normal conversation

Best place to meet guys: Anywhere but a club

Best Advice For Guys: Don’t try to be someone you’re not

Favorite TV Show: Pretty little liars, House, Jersey Shore

Favorite Movie: Gladiator

Favorite Book: Angels and Demons

Favorite Food: Chicken Parm

Favorite Music: Hip-hop/rap, country, rock

Best Physical Feature: Legs

Years as a Cowboys Fan: 10

Thoughts on TO: He’s an arrogant and self -centered wide receiver who only cares about his pay check and stat line on Sundays.

Thoughts on Tony Romo: Our franchise quarterback who will lead us to a Super Bowl ring!

Thoughts on Jason Garrett: He is the next Coach of the Tear.  Glad to see wade Phillips gone.  Coach Garrett will definitely lead the Cowboys to the playoffs this season and many more to come.

Favorite current Cowboy: Miles Austin

Favorite all-time Cowboy: Deion “Prime Time” Sanders

Most memorable moment as a Cowboys fan: 1995, Superbowl XXX win against the Steelers.  We won three out of four Super Bowls and became a dynasty.


By Jonathan Bales

March’s Hot Cowboys Babe: Amanda Lee

Name: Amanda Lee.

Age: 24

Heritage/ethnicity: Italian

Location: Las Colinas, TX

College/Degree: Medical assistant…soon to be sono tech

Favorite physical feature on a guy:  Arms and smile

Best way for a guy to approach you:  Just come up and introduce yourself…no funny stuff.

Best Advice For Guys:  The pick up lines suck and dont work on real women!

Favorite TV Show:  Bad Girls Club, Jersey Shore and Grey’s Anatomy!!

Favorite Movie:  Jarhead

Favorite Book: Considering Kate

Favorite Food: Seafood, Mexican and Italian!

Favorite Music: Rap, Rock, Old Rock, Country, Techno, Hip-hop

Best Physical Feature:  My smile

Years as a Cowboys Fan: 24

Thoughts on Jason Garrett: BLAH!!!

Favorite current Cowboy:  Miles Austin

Favorite all-time Cowboy:  Troy Aikman!

Most memorable moment as a Cowboys fan: Jimmie Jones catch-it-in-the-air-and-score of a Jim Kelly fumble forced by Charles Haley in Super Bowl XXVII!

 

By Jonathan Bales

February’s Hot Cowboys Babe: Jacklyn King

What better day than February 14 to post this month’s “Hot Cowboys Babe” and make all of you single readers out there incredibly upset?

Name: Jacklyn Jone’t King

Age: 21 years old

Location: Dallas, Texas

College/Degree: I am still doing classes in college, but I am also a licensed Esthetician.

Likes: The ocean, swimming, dancing, football, working out, haunted houses, summer,  margaritas and there is so much more.  I could go on and on for days.

Favorite physical feature on a guy: It is different with all guys but there is just something about a beautiful set of eyes that can take your breath away :)

Top three qualities in a man: #1. Has to have a great personality, that is the most important    #2. Has to have a really good sense of humor like me.   #3. Most importantly, has to be a sweetheart, which means knowing how to take care of his woman!

Best way for a guy to approach you: I would have to say NEVER use a pick up line unless it is very humorous and could possibly make me laugh. I think just simply approaching me and introducing yourself is the best way.  Have confidence and don’t try too hard, just be yourself.

Best place to meet guys: I definitely don’t go to certain places to meet guys but if I had to pick. . .maybe a football game or some sort of sporting event.

Best Advice For Guys: Just be yourself and be confident in your own skin because women find that attractive, but don’t overdo the confidence.  Make a girl laugh and be sweet to her; every girl wants to be treated well.

Favorite TV Show: It would have to be a tie between The Jersey Shore and Family Guy

Favorite Movie: Avatar <3

Favorite Book: The Twilight Series. . .they are the best books ever!

Favorite Food: I like all food but pickles are my weakness.

Favorite Music: I really like every single type of  music.  Listening to different music is like an adventure!

Best Physical Feature: If I could pick I would say my smile.  I know to others it is something else but I will let you guys decide! :)

Biggest Insecurity: That would have to be public speaking.  Ever since speech class in high school I have had this insecurity with speaking in front of a bunch of people. I’m always worried I’m shaking or my words aren’t going to come out right. haha.

Years as a Cowboys Fan: I have been a Cowboys fan since the day I was born.  My father has always loved the Cowboys so I grew up loving them as well.

Thoughts on Tony Romo: I hope he is healing well and I hope seeing how well Kitna finished the season will encourage him to play a little more like he did in the beginning.  More passion, less fear.

Thoughts on Jason Garrett: I think Garrett really stepped up to the plate and I’m glad he got the job for head coach. I like his coaching style and how he forces the players to earn their spot on the field regardless of their paycheck.  If he can keep the communcation lines clear and maintain authority over the team, I think next season will be great for the Cowboys.

Favorite current Cowboy: #23 Running Back Tashard Choice. Not only does he work hard and give his all for the team but he is a great guy off the field.  Completely down to earth and grateful for his fans and everything he’s been given.

Favorite all-time Cowboy: I would have to say Troy Aikman :) gotta love him.

Most memorable moment as a Cowboys fan: My most memorable moment as a Cowboys fan would have to be my first game. . .being 21 years old and being able to drink a cold beer legally with my dad at a game!  It was a fun experience and the ‘Boys won so it made it even better!

You can follow Jacklyn on Twitter @SkinDeepSecrets.

By Jonathan Bales

January’s Hot Cowboys Babe: Kaley Tuning

We haven’t had a “Hot Cowboys Babe” for the last couple months due to the rigors of, you know, the actual football season.  Now that that nonsense is over, we can return to the casual DC Times reader’s favorite part of the site. . .and what better way to get the ball rolling again than with a Lingerie Football League star?

Name: Kaley Tuning

Age: 24

Heritage/ethnicity: Caucasian/Sweedish, Irish and Dutch

Location: Fort Lauderdale, Florida

College/Degree: Real Estate

Likes: Weekly Massages, Dinner and a Movie, Simple Things, Relaxing by the Pool, Spending time with family and friends (and my pups too!)

Favorite physical feature on a guy: Smile

Top three qualities in a man: Eyes, Smile and Confidence

Best way for a guy to approach you: Hopefully sober. Nothing more unattractive than a sloppy drunk trying to talk to me.

Best place to meet guys: Pretty much anywhere other than the nightlife scene. Not that you would find me there, haha! Not my style. It’s always refreshing to meet someone in your same industry or someone that shares the same interest as you do, so sporting games or networking events would be cool.

Best Advice For Guys: Just be yourself.

Favorite TV Show: Two and a Half Men

Favorite Movie: I’m going old school with “Goonies”

Favorite Book: Smart Women Finish Rich

Favorite Food: Pizza w/ ranch dressing!! Oh yeahhh

Favorite Music: Pretty much anything but Country

Best Physical Feature: Eyes

Biggest Insecurity: My Ears

Years as a Cowboys Fan: 14 years

Thoughts on TO: I like TO. I thought he was pretty consistent with us. I was impressed with him this year; he seemed to let his hands do the talking instead of his mouth :)

Thoughts on Tony Romo: One of my favorite players. I think he is pretty solid. Of course he could use some work, but no one is perfect.  I don’t think he gets the credit he deserves.

Thoughts on Jason Garrett: I won’t lie, I was a little worried at first.  I was so fed up with all the quick screen plays being shut down and our offense just wasn’t delivering.. BUT… He has really stepped in up in more ways than one!  They really seem to have chemistry with Garrett and I’ve heard he really makes them work hard!

Favorite current Cowboy: My boy, Jason Witten.  He is so consistent and just an overall A+!  Someone give him a raise already!

Favorite all-time Cowboy: Troy Aikman. I used to have a life-size poster of him on my bedroom door growing up. Haha.

Most memorable moment as a Cowboys fan: I’m going to have to go with Eagles vs Cowboys, Playoffs last year. I was at one of our local bars, which happens to be an Eagles bar. I was humiliated there the year before when I wore my Romo jersey and we got SPANKED by the Eagles! So, in honor of that, I made a shirt that said “F*ck the Eagles” and I wore it to this particular Playoff game with my Cowboys hat.  Philly fans are intense and well, I got kicked out of the bar BUT.. Dallas won baby!! All I cared about!

Want a chance to get rejected by Kaley?  Find her on Facebook.

By Jonathan Bales

October’s Hot Football Babe: Deanna Albanezi

Name: Deanna Albanezi

Age: 25

Heritage/ethnicity: Italian/Born in England

Location: New York, New York

College/Degree: HGTC/Cosmetology

Likes: Dancing, rapping, watching the Cowboys, doing hair/make-up, hanging out with friends, going to the studio, tanning, travelling, fashion, the color pink, animals (my puppy Mimi), and trying new restaurants.

Favorite physical feature on a guy: Face (eyes, teeth) and stomach

Top three qualities you look for in a man: Honesty, sex appeal, and humor

Best way for a guy to approach you: I like a guy who isn’t super-aggressive.  He should make eye contact with me and smile, but wait to see if I return the favor :)

Best place to meet guys: Sporting events

Best Advice For Guys: Don’t try too hard and just be yourself.

Worst pickup line you’ve heard: “Can I buy you a drink?”  I hear it ALL the time and it is so unoriginal.

Favorite TV Show: Jersey Shore/Anything on History Channel or A&E

Favorite Movie: City of God

Favorite Book: “Brave New World” by Aldous Huxley

Favorite Food: French fries

Favorite Type of Music: House/Rock/Rap

Your Best Physical Feature: My hair and eyes

Your Biggest Insecurity: Not succeeding in life

Years as a Cowboys Fan: About 15 years

Thoughts on TO: I love his reality show. . .go T.O.!

Thoughts on Tony Romo:  He’s a great quarterback and fans need to respect him.  He’ll win a Super Bowl!

Thoughts on Wade Phillips: Not a fan. . .he needs to go.  We need a more demanding coach.

Favorite current Cowboy: Tony Romo

Favorite all-time Cowboy: Troy Aikman

Most memorable moment as a Cowboys fan: Super Bowl XXX. . .it’s when I became a fan!

By Jonathan Bales

Sexy Dallas Cowboys Fan

Sexy Dallas Cowboys Fan

I have no idea who this is, and I have no idea what it is for. . .and I don’t care.


By Jonathan Bales

September’s Hot Football Babe: Amy Michelle Wake

Name: Amy Michelle Wake

Age: 31

Heritage/ethnicity: Caucasian

Location: The Colony Austin Ranch

College/Degree: Health Care administration (aka travel lol)

Likes: travel, shopping, hanging with friends

Favorite physical feature on a guy: Muscles, shaved head, tattoo

Top three qualities you look for in a man: Handsome in and out, manly but sensitive, sweet, funny

Best way for a guy to approach you: true compliment

Best place to meet guys: through friends networking

Best Advice For Guys: be honest and let your guard down

Worst pickup line you’ve heard: Heyyyy babyyyyy!

Favorite TV Show: The Bachelor

Favorite Movie: Dear John

Favorite Book: Think and Grow Rich

Favorite Food: anything with cheese!

Favorite Type of Music: rap

Your Best Physical Feature: eyes, guys say butt lol

Your Biggest Insecurity: getting older, but not at heart lol

Years as a Cowboys Fan:  forever!

Thoughts on TO: I like his new show. .I think it’s softening him.

Thoughts on Tony Romo: sexy, leadership skills

Thoughts on Wade Phillips: heart of the fans

Favorite current Cowboy: Romo

Favorite all-time Cowboy: Emmitt Smith

Most memorable moment as a Cowboys fan: Being on the field, meeting Troy Aikman and Babe Laufenburg

By Jonathan Bales

July’s Hot Football Babe, Part III: Paige Osborne

Name: Paige

Age: 24

Astrological sign: Capricorn

Heritage/ethnic background: Caucasian

Location: Southlake, TX

Profession: Marketing Associate for a commercial real estate auction company

College/Degree: Marketing degree from Texas Tech University. . .”Get Your Guns UP!”

Likes: Working out, pedicures, good food, reading, shopping, hanging out with great friends, my sweet boyfriend, my puppy Petri, traveling, wine, and the beach!

Favorite physical feature on a guy: Eyes

Top three qualities you look for in a man: I like a guy that makes me laugh, that keeps me on my toes, and that has a little bit of a romantic side!

Best way for a guy to approach you: Be confident, but not too cocky

Best place to meet guys: At the pool. . .what you see is what you get!

Best Advice for Guys: Never take what you have for granted.

Worst pickup line you’ve heard: My boyfriend used “Did you fart? Because you blew me away” and look where it landed him! Haha

Favorite TV Show: I still absolutely love F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Favorite Movie: Mr. & Mrs. Smith, and yes I am a nerd and LOVE Harry Potter

Favorite Book: The Book of Love series

Favorite Food: Anything Italian!

Favorite Type of Music: CoUnTrY <3

Favorite Chuck Norris joke: “Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.”

Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes

Your Biggest Insecurity: My body

Years as a Cowboys Fan: 24

Thoughts on TO: Totally. Overrated.

Thoughts on Tony Romo: This year is make it or break it for me. . .don’t mess it up #9!

Favorite current Cowboy: Jason Witten #82

Favorite all-time Cowboy: Tony Dorsett

Most memorable moment as a Cowboys fan: Doing an appearance at Ballin’ With The Boys and getting to meet Tony Dorsett, while watching the new school players beat the legends!